50 Reasons to Watch Jaws for Its 50th Anniversary

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50 Reasons to Watch Jaws for Its 50th Anniversary


Some movies just linger. Not like a gentle breeze or a sweet memory — but like teeth. Big ones. From a monster that shouldn’t be smart, but is, and shouldn’t be scary after five decades, but really, really still is. That movie is Jaws, and I watch it religiously (more than once) every year.

It’s been 50 years since a mechanical shark named Bruce malfunctioned his way into cinematic history, and somehow we’re still not swimming comfortably in open water. 

Maybe it’s the John Williams score lodged in our subconscious. Maybe it’s the way Brody stares at the ocean like it personally insulted him. Or maybe it’s just that Jaws is a perfect film. Don’t contradict me!

50 Reasons to Watch Jaws for Its 50th Anniversary
Watch your hand, Brody! (Universal Pictures/Screenshot)

So whether you’re a first-timer or someone who knows every line of Quint’s speech by heart, we’ve assembled 50 gloriously questionable reasons to watch (or rewatch) this aquatic masterpiece. 

From its iconic quotes to its outdated-but-effective practical effects, Jaws is still the alpha predator of your summer watchlist.

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1. It Still Makes You Afraid of the Sea — and Chlorinated Pools
If you’ve never heard that music while swimming alone and bolted out of the water like your life depended on it… are you even human?

2. The Shark Looks Fake — and You’ll Still Scream
Bruce the shark may be a mechanical nightmare, but somehow it’s still scarier than CGI monstrosities that came after. Take notes, Sharknado.

3. It Invented the Shark Movie Genre
Before Jaws, sharks were just ocean jerks. After Jaws, they became cinematic villains. You’re welcome, Discovery Channel.

4. The One-Liners Have Teeth
“We’re gonna need a bigger boat.” “Smile, you son of a — ” It’s basically Mean Girls for marine biologists.

5. It’s the Original Summer Blockbuster
Without Jaws, your summer might still be full of wholesome sandcastle montages and zero blood. Where’s the fun in that?

6. The Soundtrack Alone Could Send You to Therapy
Two notes. That’s all it takes. John Williams composed the audio version of a panic attack.

Anchors away! (Universal Pictures/Screenshot)

7. The Mayor Is the Villain. Not the Shark.
And honestly? Still painfully relatable. Prioritizing tourism over public safety? Timeless.

8. It Nails 1970s Beach Culture
From short shorts to that warm film grain, this movie is your time machine to a saltier, sunburnt America.

9. It Gave Us Quint, the Ultimate Grumpy Sea Dad
Every franchise has one. This is the blueprint. If he had a TikTok, it’d be boat rants and fish guts.

10. It’s a Masterclass in Suspense
Spielberg knew that what you don’t see is more terrifying. Modern horror? Please take notes and put down the foghorn jump scares.

11. You’ll Recognize Half the Tropes in Every Thriller You’ve Seen Since
“Disbelieved expert.” “Inconvenient bureaucracy.” “Don’t go back in the water.” Sound familiar?

12. It’s Basically a Horror Movie Disguised as a Nature Documentary
Except instead of soothing narration, you get screaming teenagers and exploding scuba tanks.

Richard Dreyfuss in a wetsuit. (Universal Pictures/Screenshot)

13. Hooper Is the OG Hot Nerd
Richard Dreyfuss in that beard and wetsuit? The shark geek we never knew we needed.

14. It Has Better Practical Effects Than Movies Made 40 Years Later
Shaky cam and overused green screen can’t hold a candle to one decent mechanical fin.

15. It’s the Rare Movie Where the Real Villain Wears a Festive Jacket — at the Beach.
This movie taught us to fear two things: apex predators and local government.

16. It Will Ruin Ocean Vacations in the Best Way
Planning a beach getaway? Watch Jaws first. You’ll pack anxiety with your sunscreen.

17. Because 50 Years Later, It Still Bites Harder Than Anything on Netflix
Stream whatever you want, but this baby will still leave a mark. And maybe a lifelong fear of seaweed brushing your leg.

18. Mrs. Kintner’s Slap Deserved an Oscar
The pain. The timing. The sound. That slap still echoes through the decades.

Mrs. Kintner, pre-slap. (Universal Pictures/Screenshot)

19. The Orca Is a Better Character Than Half the Cast of Prestige TV
That boat had personality. And a death scene that still hurts.

20. The Zoom on Brody’s Face Is Pure Cinematic Perfection
The dolly zoom in Jaws is the blueprint for dramatic realization. It’s been imitated more times than your last bad haircut.

21. The Shark POV Cam Is Still Genius
You’re the predator. You’re the prey. Either way, you’re sweating.

22. It Inspired Decades of Imitators — None of Them as Good
Deep Blue Sea. The Meg. Shark Night 3D. Thanks for trying. But yes, we still watch.

23. The Beachgoers Act Like Real People
Nosey. Panicked. Weird hats. Honestly? Very relatable.

24. The Smoking Habits Alone Are Peak ’70s Cinema
Lighting up around kids, sharks, and gas canisters? The 1970s in a nutshell.

You never forget Brody’s close-ups. (Universal Pictures/Screenshot)

25. “That’s Some Bad Hat, Harry” Is Literally a Production Company Now
And if you didn’t know that, congrats — you’ve just found your next trivia flex.

26. The Mayor’s Jacket Deserves Its Own Exhibit
Anchors everywhere. That thing could steer a ship on its own.

27. The Scene Where They Cut Open the Shark Is Weirdly Satisfying
License plate. Fish bits. A whole marine buffet. It’s gross and glorious. You can’t look away.

28. Hooper’s Little Cage Adventure Is Unmatched in Tension
Nothing says “bad idea” like locking yourself in a tin can and dropping into shark soup.

29. It’s the Only Movie Where You’ll Cheer for a Rifle on a Sinking Boat
No notes. Just perfect 1970s madness.

30. You Get to Watch a Shark Explode. And Somehow It Feels Earned.
Exploding sharks: a cinematic tradition that started here. Respect your elders.

Terrifying raft adventure alert! (Universal Pictures/Screenshot)

31. It’s a Movie About Male Ego That’s Actually About Mortality
Boats. Beer. Bravado. And the crushing realization that nature doesn’t care.

32. It Made People Genuinely Terrified of Sharks
Unfortunate for sharks. Great for movie theaters.

33. There’s an Actual Jaws Ride… and It’s Terrifying Too
Theme park trauma? Check.

34. The Crew Wanted to ‘Kill’ Spielberg. That’s How You Know It’s Art
He didn’t attend the final shoot day because he feared revenge — iconic behavior.

35. It Makes You Miss the Days When Blood Looked Like Kool-Aid
Now it’s all dark and realistic. Where’s the fun in that?

36. Everyone’s Sweaty, Sunburned, and on the Verge of a Breakdown
Honestly? Feels like summer camp with higher stakes.

Save the children! (Universal Pictures/Screenshot)

37. It’s the First Movie to Turn “Vacation Horror” into a Genre
Before Midsommar, there was Jaws. And you didn’t need mushrooms to be afraid.

38. Quint’s U.S.S. Indianapolis Monologue Is a Horror Short in Itself
If you didn’t hold your breath the whole time, check your pulse.

39. The Opening Scene Is Still One of the Most Effective Ever Filmed
Naked swimmer. Night ocean. Silence. Chaos. And more devastating silence.

40. There’s a Dog Named Pippet and You’ll Mourn Him More Than Some Humans
RIP to the goodest boy? Not so fast. We mourned for nothing. He lived!

41. You’ll Never Trust a Floating Cooler Again
It’s never just driftwood, is it?

42. Because Shark Repellant Still Isn’t Real
Sorry Batman. We’re all on our own here.

Is that PIPPET basking in the sunshine?! (Universal Pictures/Screenshot)

43. It’s a Two-Hour Lesson in “How to Build a Movie”
Pacing. Structure. Payoff. Every filmmaker should study this in school. Twice.

44. Because You Can’t Think of Martha’s Vineyard Without It
The locals are still salty. And we love them for it.

45. You Can Watch It With the Whole Family — Then Regret It at the Beach
Build core memories and phobias. Efficient parenting!

46. It Was Almost a Disaster. And That Makes It Legendary
Delayed schedule. Broken shark. Endless rewrites. And yet? Perfection.

47. The Shark Was Named Bruce After Spielberg’s Lawyer
Probably the only time lawyers have ever been this memorable.

48. Because Every Shark Week Owes It Everything
Without Jaws, Shark Week would just be Ocean Week with better lighting.

The Orca. Not to be confused with Orca, the killer whale movie that came after Jaws. (Universal Pictures/Screenshot)

49. The Ending Is So Satisfying, You’ll Clap at Your Screen
And then immediately Google “How much does a compressed air tank cost?”

50. Because 50 Years Later, We’re Still Talking About It
Half a century of fear, obsession, parody, homage, and joy. The water’s still not safe. And we wouldn’t have it any other way.

You can catch Jaws streaming on Peacock, thanks to NBCUniversal’s very correct decision to celebrate its shark-sized legacy this summer. For those of you who don’t stream, no problem. You can catch a supersized presentation of Jaws on NBC on June 20, the official anniversary date.

Reporting live from the beach! (Universal Pictures/Screenshot)

And if you’re feeling brave — or foolish — you can marathon the entire franchise. 

Yes, even the ones where the shark inexplicably follows a family from New England to the Bahamas. Because logic? Not invited.

Are the sequels as good? Absolutely not. But watching them back-to-back with the original is like sipping fine wine and then chasing it with boxed sangria. You will regret it, but you’ll also have a great time.

So fire up the grill, pour the iced tea, and let the sunburns happen while you dive into one of the greatest summer thrillers of all time. Just remember: the water’s never really safe. 

Happy anniversary, Jaws. You still bite harder than anything else out there.

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